Missing Momo

Has anyone seen my momo? I swear she was just here for the last 6 weeks and I can't find her. I looked under the couch and behind my crib. I checked the chair where she rocked me for hours. I looked outside where she landscaped and mulched, but she seems to be misplaced. I checked the bottle warmer to see if she was just heating one up. Maybe I need to take more fish oil but she isn't where I left her and I can't seem to locate her. Maybe it is because my short term memory is only 7 seconds long. Wait... what was I talking about? Oh, yeah, if you see my momo, tell her I love her.

My Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

Hello Cleveland! Thanks for coming out tonight. We're taking you back to the 80's with Timbuk 3 and we've got our amps cranked up to 11!

I study exersaucer,
I love my classes,
I got crazy parents, who wear dark glasses.
Things are going great, and they're only getting better.
Sleeping 10 hours a night, not having tirades.
My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

Well I'm heavenly blessed and wordly wise,
Really chunky thighs and light blue eyes,
Things are going great, and they're only getting better.
Sleeping 10 hours a night, not having tirades.
My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

Ode to the Bay

I had a great time on the Chesapeake Bay, it was a lovely day, in May, and I got to play, I got to feel the sun's ray, it's a place I wish we could stay, it has rooms in which I like to lay, these people let me get my way! P.S. I love MILK!

3 Months Old

I turned 3 months old on Mother's Day and got to spend it with my mom, dad, momo, and papa on the Chesapeake Bay. I am accomplishing a lot these days. I can sit up with help. I am grabbing on to lots of things to hug, feel, and taste. I am sleeping through the night consistently. I lay on my tummy and lift my head even though I don't like it that much. I am belly laughing at my parents and my momo, who is watching me since mom went back to work. I am squealing, cooing, and making raspberries. I am actively using my kick and play. I love hearing the music when I kick it hard. I had a steak last night, just kidding, I am still fond of MILK! I am weighing in just shy of 16 lbs. and still in the 90th percentile. I am noticing my puppy and love to watch her fetch the ball. I think she likes me now because she laid down next to my Moses basket to watch over me in the yard. I am a happy and content baby who is loved so much.

&$#@!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the Gun Show

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show and see if she likes the goods.

1001, 1002, 1003. Oh, Hadley. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. I have little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office. Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Smells Like Newborn Spirit

Napping at Obama's Crib

Ah, springtime at the White House. I hear it is quite nice although I wouldn't know because I slept through the entire experience. My parents told me they got to see the oval office, kitchen garden, site of the beer summit, and the rose garden. I hope Obama wasn't offended that I napped the whole time, but being a baby is exhausting.

LJ Loves LJ

Like me, Lebron James is a manchild. Like me, Lebron James is a King with an average supporting cast. Like me, Lebron James has enormous rippling shoulder muscles. Like me, Lebron James is an MVP (Milk Valuing Person). Like me, Lebron James likes to dabble his hands in baby powder. Like me, Lebron James loves Jay-Z (what's up Uncle J?)Go Cavs! In the words of my dad, I hope they beat the *&%$in' Celtics.