Eastover

It seems like just yesterday, the world was covered in snow and I had all my hair. Boy, how times have changed. The sun is shining and spring has brought wonderful holidays. Here is my basic understanding of this month's religious events...A long time ago a bunny died for our sins, fortunately that bunny rose from the dead and led the Israelites out of slavery and out of Egypt. Wandering through the desert and with many hungry Israelites to feed, the bunny started laying many delicious and chocolaty Cadbury Eggs. As the Israelites put on fancy dresses and hats and quickly tried to eat their melty chocolate eggs under the Sinai sun, the Egyptians approached and they were mad as hell because the bunny dropped ten plaques on them and because they couldn't get a reservation for Sunday brunch anywhere in town. After conferring with the burning bush, the bunny parted the sea providing safe passage of the Israelites to the Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Having endured 10 weeks of eating fish on Friday, the Israelites were thrilled to see French President Nicholas Sarkozy at the White House and to head with him to Ben's Chili Bowl for Half-Smokes. So, that about wraps it up.