Sorry I've been on hiatus from blogging but it's been a crazy summer filled with sand, sun, and milk. In early July, I took my talents to South Beach just like some other guy in the news who needs LOTS of attention. I took my first flight in this big car and charmed all the flight attendants into giving mom and dad peanuts and sodas. Unlike mom and dad, I went to the airport way more prepared for security since I was barefoot. I want to give a shout out to Southwest for letting my 8 bags fly free. I know what you're thinking, I am a bit high maintenance, but I need my multiple hats, sunglasses, and salon grade high powered ceramic hair dryer. We got a big cabana next to an enormous tubby where lots of people were splashing and drinking fruity drinks. My great uncle Chris was turning 50 so there was a big reason to celebrate. I'm assuming he is only 50 months old because I don't know what comes after months. It was a great party and I danced the night away with Gloria Estefan, Enrique Iglesias, and Ray Finkel.
Monday, August 23, 2010
The Real King of South Beach
Sorry I've been on hiatus from blogging but it's been a crazy summer filled with sand, sun, and milk. In early July, I took my talents to South Beach just like some other guy in the news who needs LOTS of attention. I took my first flight in this big car and charmed all the flight attendants into giving mom and dad peanuts and sodas. Unlike mom and dad, I went to the airport way more prepared for security since I was barefoot. I want to give a shout out to Southwest for letting my 8 bags fly free. I know what you're thinking, I am a bit high maintenance, but I need my multiple hats, sunglasses, and salon grade high powered ceramic hair dryer. We got a big cabana next to an enormous tubby where lots of people were splashing and drinking fruity drinks. My great uncle Chris was turning 50 so there was a big reason to celebrate. I'm assuming he is only 50 months old because I don't know what comes after months. It was a great party and I danced the night away with Gloria Estefan, Enrique Iglesias, and Ray Finkel.
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