Monday, August 23, 2010

The Real King of South Beach





Sorry I've been on hiatus from blogging but it's been a crazy summer filled with sand, sun, and milk. In early July, I took my talents to South Beach just like some other guy in the news who needs LOTS of attention. I took my first flight in this big car and charmed all the flight attendants into giving mom and dad peanuts and sodas. Unlike mom and dad, I went to the airport way more prepared for security since I was barefoot. I want to give a shout out to Southwest for letting my 8 bags fly free. I know what you're thinking, I am a bit high maintenance, but I need my multiple hats, sunglasses, and salon grade high powered ceramic hair dryer. We got a big cabana next to an enormous tubby where lots of people were splashing and drinking fruity drinks. My great uncle Chris was turning 50 so there was a big reason to celebrate. I'm assuming he is only 50 months old because I don't know what comes after months. It was a great party and I danced the night away with Gloria Estefan, Enrique Iglesias, and Ray Finkel.

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