Wait a minute, wait a minute. Where have you been all my life Hershey Kisses? These kisses are so much better than the ones I get from my family and that scary Clown at Gymboree. I mean, as delicious as processed fruit, rice oatmeal, butternut squash and baby yogurt might be, this is where it’s at as far as I’m concerned. Not sure why I have to dress like a hamburger and bug my neighbors at night to get this tasty treat or why a bunch of freaks rang our doorbell all night to get some of the goods from my dad, but then again I guess I don’t really know anything, except that cell phones are so awesome. I certainly don’t know a better way to honor the Celtic festival of Samhain and the Christian holiday All Saints’ Day. So Happy Halloween, now give me some candy!
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